Government brings me great pleasure...actually, not government literally, the people in my tiny little class make me happy.
"I don't understand why people pay for water in bottles now. I remember in the old days, when you would just turn on the sink.... and stick your head under the faucet and get a drink. Now, its all in bottles. You know, it's probably some guy in New Jersey in a bathtub just scooping water in plastic bottles and just selling them. And we're all drinking tub water now."
--Jared
''GAH...my mom called me during lunch and i was like 'hello mom why are you calling me, i'm in school!' and she said 'well it's good to talk to you too courtney', and hung up.''
''-why did she call?''
''I don't know, probably to remind me to take my grandma to get her boots stretched or something.''
--Courtney
''Oh, I put this picture on this slide because the way president bush is looking at that one lady is creepy. Thats all.''
--Mrs. Arsenault
Mrs Arsenault: I can't really talk today guys..i'm losing my voice.
Jared: Did you try that Ricola stuff? I hear it's supposed to make you be able to yodel real good.
Courtney: OH OH OH! I HAVE A CURRENT EVENT!!!!......looong pause......there was this baby in like North Dakota or Wisconsin or some wierd place like that and rats got into the crib and ate some of it's face.
Class: disgusted.
Jared: GOSH...where do you get your news? I'm having a good day, TOO BAD NOT ANY MORE.com?!?!
I'm glad I have this class to keep me entertained.
1 comment:
hehe. those are so funny! sounds like a fun class. jared's comments are hilarious, and courtney's are funny for other reasons. :D how big (small) is your class?? have you had any more tests in there lately?
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