After bible study the middle school girls are trying to find partners for the big corn cob relay next weekend.
When I asked what the corn cob relay was they all looked at me in shock, surprised that I had just asked such an absurd question. Then proceeded to explain that the corn cob relay is a race in which you place an already eaten ear of corn between your legs and hop to the finish line without it falling out.
I said something along the lines of "well, if you loose at least you still get to eat a tasty ear of corn before the race. That's quite a deal!". Then I was informed that someone else eats it before the race.
Some anonymous corn eater slobbers all over a corn cob that you then put between your legs?
"yeah..."
That's nasty!
"no it's not."
I love them.
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